German Doner Kebab Was pure gagging for cheesy bites and on account of being a lazy cunt, I wanted them delivered. Got chips and a chicken kebab to boot cos Im a wee fat shite. Was top notch tbf. Cheesy bites hit the spot and had a good nip to them and cheesier than Chester Cheetahs chopper. Chips tasted like they needed an oil change, but they were still pretty tasty and crisp. Kebab needed more meat, you can buy extra for £1.50, will have to do that next time (cunts), packed with flavour though! 8/10 add some fucking dessert to the menu #ehluvpuddin

Madilyn Black: do people normally order puddings from take-aways or just you? I didnt think it was the done thing

Eva Lynch: More would if they were available 😉

Olive Morgan: Had a Donner box few weeks with extra feta cheese 👌👌👌